why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
How to pick the perfect video game
I fully support this flow chart. Impressive.
“Do you like being called a n00b by 8 years olds? Yes? Halo 3.”
*looks at chart*
*spends five minutes completing it accurately*
*plays every game listed on chart*